MISTAKE. VARIOUS!

What they actually means  
     

 If a barber makes a mistake,


 It's a
   
   

 
 If a driver makes a mistake,  


 It is a
  New path
 

 
 


 If a engineer makes a mistake,


 It is a
 
 

 
 


 If parents makes a mistake,


 It is a
 
 



 If a politician makes a mistake,


 It is a
 
 



 If a scientist makes a mistake,


 It is a
 
 



 If a tailor makes a mistake,


 It is a
 
 

 
 


 If a teacher makes a mistake ,


 It is a
 
 

 
 


 If our boss makes a mistake,


 It is a
New idea
   
 

 


 If an employee makes a mistake,


 It is a  
'Mistake'      

 

   
 

 

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windows magic
Sebuah pepatah "Tiada Gading yang Tak Retak" memang sangat cocok untuk
diterapkan ke dalam segala hal di dunia ini. Dunia IT pun tak terlepas
dari pepatah tersebut dan salah satunya adalah sistem operasi paling
terkenal di dunia saat ini, yaitu: "Windows" milik Microsoft. Di bawah
ini, terdapat beberapa keanehan pada sistem operasi fenomenal tersebut.
Mungkin beberapa di antara anda sudah mengetahuinya, tapi tak ada
salahnya untuk mencoba bukan?


MAGIC#1
Orang India menemukan bahwa tidak ada seorang pun yang dapat membuat
FOLDER di komputer dengan program Microsoft manapun dengan judul folder
"CON". Ini merupakan hal nyata dan seluruh kru Microsoft sendiri tidak
dapat menjawabnya kenapa hal ini bisa terjadi. Cobalah dengan membuat
sebuah folder dengan nama CON atau con.

Bukalah My Document -> File -> New -> Folder -> ketik CON atau Con atau
con
Apa yang terjadi?

MAGIC #2
1) Buka sebuah notepad file kosong
2) Ketiklah "Bush hid the facts" (tanpa tanda kutip)
3) Save di mana pun anda suka
4) Tutuplah dan bukalah kembali file tersebut.
Aneh bukan?

MAGIC #3:
Microsoft Crazy Facts

Cobalah hal yang menarik ini, sungguh aneh! Bahkan Bill Gates sendiri
tidak menemukan jawabannya kenapa ini bisa terjadi! Hal ini ditemukan
oleh orang Brazil. Cobalah!
1)Buka program Microsoft Word dan ketik: =rand (200, 99)
2) kemudian anda ENTER
Apa yang anda temukan? Menarik bukan?

Are You Busy Enough?

ARE U BUSY ENOUGH???
>
> You know you are living in 2010 when...
>
> 1. You accidentally enter your password on the
> microwave.
>
> 2. You have not played solitaire with real cards in
> years.
>
> 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
> family of three.
>
> 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next
> to you.
>
> 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends
> and family is that
> they do not have e-mail addresses.
>
> 6. You go home after a long day at work or campus
> and still answering
> the phone in a business manner.
>
> 7. You make phone calls from home; you accidentally
> dial "9" to get an
> outside line.
>
> 8. You have sat at the same desk for four years and
> worked for three
> different companies.
>
> 9. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which
> you did not have the
> first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a
> cause for panic and
> you turn around to go and get it.
>
> 10. You learn about your redundancy or your
> 'drop-out' on the 12 o'clock
> (liputan siang) news while having lunch!
>
> 11. Your boss does not have the ability to do your
> job.
>
> 12. You escape from doing your dissertation just
> because too busy with
> your job.
>
> 14. You pull up in your own driveway and use your
> cell phone to see if
> anyone is home.
>
> 15. Every commercial on television has a website at
> the bottom of the
> screen.
>
> 16. You get up in the morning and go on-line before
> getting your coffee.
>
> 17. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
>
> 18. You are reading this and nodding and laughing.
>
> 19. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are
> going to forward this
> message.
>
> 20. You are too busy to notice there was no #13 on
> this list.
>
> 21. You just actually scrolled back up to check
> whether there is #13 on
> this list or not!
>
> 
>
> AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward
> this to your
> friends ... you know you want to!

True zodiacs :O mine is!

VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.


SCORPIO - The Intense One[/b][/color]
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.



LIBRA - The Harmonizer[/b][/color]
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.


ARIES - TheDaredevil[/b][/color]
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.


AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart [/b][/color]
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.


GEMINI - The Chatterbox[/b][/color]
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.


LEO - The Boss [/b][/color]
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.


CANCER - The Protector[/b][/color]
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.


PISCES - The Dreamer[/b][/color]
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.


CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter [/b][/color]
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendl y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.

TAURUS - The Enduring One[/b][/color]
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.


SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One[/b][/color]
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.